May I just point something out here? Because I think this is important.
J.K. Rowling is richer than the Queen.
That is absolutely, 100% true. J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books, is richer than the Queen of England.
They must have met, you know? Because the Queen likes to meet people who have actually earned their money by being good at something. I wonder what the dynamic was like. Who bows to who when that much money is involved?
"I am the Queen of England. I have a long and distinguished family line. I also have lots of money, thanks to them. And a big castle or five. Bow to me."
"I am J.K. Rowling. I have literally unbearable amounts of money. I have so much money, it makes me sick to my stomach. But I still love it. Every child in the world worships me. And all your family ever do is shag and kill each other. Come on, get bowing."
Awkward.
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