ARGH.

Somebody, please, make me go to sleep!

It is 2am, exactly. I stayed up in the hope that I would:

1. Read some more of 'Man Walks Into a Room'
2. Tidy my room
3. Write some more of my novel
4. Defrag my computer
5. Pluck my eyebrows
6. Attempt to make my bed to a decent enough standard that it doesn't fall apart the second I get into it.

I have done approximately none of those things. In fact, I have done precisely none of those things.
IT IS TWO IN THE MORNING AND I HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR ABOUT EIGHT FRICKING HOURS.

Lord help my spine in this, its time of need.