Office bitch.

Why is it that employers think it's a good idea to confide in their new temp that "the work's really boring, to be honest"?! Oh yeah. I AM SO MOTIVATED RIGHT NOW. Yeah you see that coffee machine over there? Could you plug this intravenous drip into it... and then shove the needle directly into my heart. Yep, that's it. That's the good stuff.

Sheesh.

At least the office is close enough to my house that I can walk home for lunch.
Small victories, etc etc.