Ok, go to YouTube and look up Daxflame, if you haven't already come across him.
This kid has inspired me to get a YouTube account and contemplate posting videos, and possibly embedding them here.
Because, you know, apparently you can get famous from being retarded now. Which suits me down to the ground.
And I'm prettier than him, so I'd be even more famous. Retarded plus boobs equals marketing gold! Victory will be mine.
More comedy nuggets from yesterday:
"Alright boobies!" (as a greeting)