Dear Internet Overlord,
Give us this day our daily internet,
And forgive us our rants against Indian callcentre workers,
Even though we don't forgive those who rant against us.
Lead us not into expensive internet cafes,
And deliver us from useless library computers,
For yours is the porn,
The Google and the out of date bus timetables,
Forever and ever.
Subtext: I need to get a life.